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August 28, 2012

Battleship
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence, action and destruction, and for language
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
If you think its quite a stretch to make a movie based on the Hasbro game Battleship and throw in an alien invasion then you aren’t alone.  Unfortunately, not only did they run with this idea (and spend over $200 million on it) but they decided to make the alien/U.S. military battle a turn-based skirmish and they even made the alien weapons look like the original game pieces.  The film is not just dumb but unpatriotic as well.  I’m surprised the U.S. Navy allowed a film to use their ships in a battle where the Americans are the aggressors.  After all, the aliens only killed after being threatened and they chose not to kill unarmed citizens.  Apparently we just kill and think later.  Maybe that’s why the film only pulled in $65 million here and over $300 million worldwide: making fun of American policy, even in regards to an imaginary alien invasion, is an entertaining spectator sport.  D

The Pirates!  Band of Misfits
Rated PG for mild action, rude humor and some language
Available on DVD, Blu-ray and Blu-ray 3D
From Aardman Animation, the British animation house responsible for Arthur Christmas and Wallace & Gromit, comes the only bright spot so far in this year’s crop of mediocre animated features.  Following the adventures of Pirate Captain, a kind-hearted pirate leader that dreams of notoriety amongst his peers, The Pirates provides a swashbuckling good time with a sense of humor that aims its sights more at adults than children.  This is a downright hysterical movie that serves up a treasure chest worth of entertainment.  I wouldn’t be surprised if at the Oscars this year The Pirates forces Pixar to take a step off the plank.  A-


Boardwalk Empire: The Complete Season Two
Rated TV-MA
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
HBO’s series about New Jersey gangsters during the age of prohibition turned in a spectacular first season, leaving the sophomore season mighty big spats to fill.  Unbelievably they came through with more surprises and plot twists than anyone could have imagined.  Following the path set by season one of Game of Thrones where no character is safe, Empire created a world this past year where everyone seemed to be in real danger.  I absolutely loved the extreme amount of tension built into each and every scene and the acting by the talented cast gives you an idea of what it must have been like to deal in booze during that tumultuous period.  A-
 

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August 21, 2012

Bernie
Rated PG-13 for some violent images and brief strong language
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Texas is full of colorful characters and this tale based on the true story out of Carthage, Texas is living proof.  Back in the 90’s, a local funeral director named Bernie (Jack Black) was a beloved member of the community who became close friends with the meanest lady in town (Shirley MacLaine) after her husband died.  About half the film uses actors and the other half is interviews with the actual townspeople of Carthage who tell their versions of the story.  While I’m sure folks outside of Texas might enjoy this film, I’m pretty sure that Texans will absolutely love it.  Had this movie been a Hollywood affair, I’m fairly certain it would have made fun of Texas; but under the control of Texas-based writer/director Richard Linklater (School of Rock) it shows the state and the people from it in the best possible light and manages to tell a story that you’ll be sharing with your friends for years to come.  A-

A Separation
Rated PG-13 for mature thematic material
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Persian with English Subtitles
Winning the Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film this year was this amazing Iranian film about a husband and wife who are going through a divorce because she wants to leave Iran and take their daughter and he needs to stay in Iran to take care of his ailing father.  What at first looks like a divorce drama turns into a complicated scenario that leaves you fascinated at both the Iranian legal system and the moral choices the characters must make while facing the worst of dilemmas.  It’s hard not to be completely consumed by the story (which was also nominated for best screenplay).  This is truly one of the best films of 2011 and one you won’t soon forget.  A

The Dictator
Rated R for strong crude and sexual content, brief male nudity, language and some violent images
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
It’s been a good year for comedy so far and The Dictator has been one of the best.  Sacha Baron Cohen stars as Aladeen, a crazy Dictator from a third world country who is forced to become a homeless American foreigner after an attempted coup.  It is so over-the-top that you can’t help but like Cohen’s crazy creation and the message at the end gives the story a touch of gravity you don’t expect.  A-

Chimpanzee
Rated G
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Disney has really stuck to their guns when it comes to their commitment to release nature documentaries on Earth Day under their Disney Nature label.  This newest film is extremely interesting.  I’m not sure if they ever intended it to be a movie about nothing more than Chimps, but once they discovered a male leader adopting and caring for an orphan, a beautiful story evolved that became the selling point of the film.  Overall, the film has beautiful cinematography (as is expected) and the story of the two chimps works well, but the rest of the tale seems forced, as if they needed to fill Tim Allen’s narration with something else exciting and they didn’t know quite how to do it.  I found myself even more fascinated by the documentary on how they made the film.  That story alone is worth checking out the disc.  B

Pocahontas
Rated G
Available on Blu-ray
This week Disney is adding several films to blu-ray including The Rescuers/Rescuers Down Under, The Aristocats, Lady and the Tramp 2 and The Tigger movie.  All of these are very mediocre representations of Disney animation but one release is definitely worth mentioning.  Pocahontas wasn’t their biggest hit, but it sure is a great animated feature.  The animation itself is lovely and the music was strong enough to earn two Oscars (song and score).  To this day, the Farewell scene is one of my favorite pieces of movie music.  Now if only they didn’t have to taint the set by adding in the not-so-great Pocahontas 2.  The good news is that you don’t have to watch it.  B+

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August 14, 2012

Jaws
Rated PG
Available on Blu-ray/DVD/Digital Copy Combo Edition
When Jaws was released in 1975 it took the world by storm.  This legendary horror film by director Steven Spielberg not only created the “summer blockbuster” but also managed to scare millions of people around the world from going in the water.  37 years later, Jaws is getting the blu-ray treatment and it still holds up.  The new restoration looks and sounds beautiful and there are hours of extra features to dig through after you’ve revisited.  The only thing missing from the new set is a commentary.  Personally, I would love to watch the film while listening to Spielberg, Dreyfuss and gang discuss all the great old stories about the trials they went through while in the process of making history.  But for now I’m just glad to take in one of my favorite movies in this format.  A+

The Hunger Games
Rated PG-13 for intense violent thematic material and disturbing images – all involving teens
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
With the Hunger Games books being the supposed next best thing since the Twilight series, I was incredibly skeptical about how good the teen-crazed movie could be.  After all, unless you’re a teenage girl, it’s a safe assumption that you think the Twilight films have thus far blown chunks.  I firmly believe that it’s the low expectations of pop culture media that have driven the success of this film, both critically and at the box office.  After the lights came up I was so relieved that director Gary Ross (Pleasantville) delivered a high-quality action/drama.  There was actually good acting and the production values were solid.  It was like they knew the challenge would be to create a film that had huge potential to be bad and thus sidestepped most of those seemingly inevitable pitfalls.  My biggest concern is that this is R-rated subject matter and the story would have been much better served with that R.  Everything was so toned down that it became a bit distracting.  I understand the financial decision behind a PG-13 rating, but it certainly wasn’t the best way to serve the material.  B+

Dexter: The Sixth Season
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
I was afraid this would happen.  They’ve run out of juice for our favorite serial killer-killing vigilante.  Up to now, we’ve seen some amazingly frightening stuff come from Michael C. Hall and gang, but this last season went laughably over-the-top.  The season starts out with some potential when two new killers begin a religious-based murder spree in Miami, but between the obvious plot twist that you can see through several episodes before it’s revealed to the apparent time-filler episode “Nebraska” that is more out of place and silly than frightening, the season just leaves you with a feeling of been there/done that.  I hope the producers find a way to freshen things up so Dexter can go out on a high note.  C

The Raid: Redemption – Unrated
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Indonesian with English Subtitles
Under the ill-advised guidance of a police captain with ulterior motives, a SWAT team enters a building filled with thugs and criminals in order to capture the mob leader that runs the show.  It’s easy to understand how a film like this could grow into an international sensation.  The story isn’t the best, but the action is intense and well-choreographed for its entirety.  This super-violent martial arts showcase is one incredible fight scene after another until you are left out of breath at the end.  If you are a fan of this genre, you will love this film.  And if you don’t like reading subtitles on foreign films, don’t worry – there isn’t much to read and what there is to translate pretty much needs no translation.  A punch to the gut sounds the same in any language.  B

The Royal Tenenbaums: Criterion Edition
Rated R for some language, sexuality/nudity and drug content
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
In 2001, after having been blown away by his previous two films Bottle Rocket and Rushmore, I had the joy of seeing Wes Anderson’s The Royal Tenenbaums.  I say joy because that is exactly what this film is to me.  Yes its a tale of a despicable man and a highly dysfunctional family, but regardless, I love every minute of this comedy whether it be a scene of pain or pleasure.  Gene Hackman heads up this incredible cast including Anjelica Huston, Ben Stiller, Gwyneth Paltrow, Owen and Luke Wilson, Bill Murray, Danny Glover and all wonderfully narrated by Alec Baldwin.  This new Criterion treatment (Criterion released the film before on DVD back in 2002) has a director-approved newly restored digital transfer along with several nice surprises.  A

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August 7, 2012

The Lorax
Rated PG for brief mild language
Available on DVD, Blu-ray and Blu-ray 3D
I must sound repetitive since I think I’ve prefaced most of my animated reviews lately by stating that we are in a drought when it comes to good animated features, but I believe it’s absolutely true.  Take, for instance, this latest Dr. Seuss picture based on his book The Lorax.  It is a very beautiful film to look at overall, but the story and the writing are just blah.  To me, there seemed to be an agenda for getting kids to care about the environment, almost as if this film were meant more as propaganda rather than entertainment.  Sure that’s important, but geez the message gets old quick.  I found myself bored to tears after 30 minutes and I noticed the kids were right there with me.  C

Marley
Rated PG-13 for drug content, thematic elements and some violent images
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
If you’ve ever wanted to possess a great knowledge of the man who put Reggae music on the map, you must check out this documentary about Bob Marley by Oscar-winning director Kevin McDonald (The Last King of Scotland).  This journey through the life of the iconic musician follows his short 36-year-long life on Earth and the legacy it has left behind.  Using interviews from family, band-mates and others in his life, as well as fantastic archival footage and dozens of recordings, you will find yourself with a new appreciation and deeper understanding of the music legend.  A

Le Havre: The Criterion Collection
Unrated
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
French with English Subtitles
The internationally-acclaimed Finish director Aki Kaurismaki is famous for his style of deadpan comedies.  While not well-appreciated in America, his films are huge overseas.  His latest opus Le Havre won the 2011 FIPRESCI Prize at the Cannes Film Festival and was also nominated for the Palme d’Or, but received very little attention here stateside.  The pic follows an aged shoe shiner who helps a young African boy evade the French authorities in the coastal city of Le Havre.  It’s a nice little tale that might not have you in stitches, but will surely put a smile on your face.  B+

Grimm: Season One
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Sure this new NBC show about a descendant of the Brothers Grimm who uses his inherited abilities to take down unseen evil lurking among us sounds like just another fantasy/horror show trying to steal True Blood’s and Supernatural’s audiences, but once it gets going, it starts to develop its own unique identity and thus becomes a fun hour-long diversion.  At times the dialog will have you rolling your eyes, but you tend to accept it while waiting for the scares to pop up.  After this first season, I’m very interested to see where they’ll take this genre series.  B-

Full Metal Jacket: 25th Anniversary Edition
Rated R
Available on Blu-ray
I can’t think of a better way to honor this infamous Kubrick film about the Vietnam War than this amazing new blu-ray set by Warner Brothers.  Newly remastered and containing tons of new features including a 40-page book containing rare photos and production notes, this set is very worthy of replacing your 2007 blu-ray release.  A

The Preacher’s Wife
Rated PG for brief mild language
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
This classic 1996 remake of The Bishop’s Wife by Penny Marshall starring Whitney Houston and Denzel Washington is a bit sappy and a lot cheesy, but still a heart-warming tale of an angel who is sent down to Earth to help a preacher and his wife revive their marriage, and in turn begins to fall in love with the wife.  Watching it again now on blu-ray brought a few tears to my eyes just thinking about Houston’s demise, but I also found it to be a great way to remember the legendary singer.  B-

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July 31, 2012

The Weight of the Nation
Available on DVD
With more than two-thirds of our nation falling under the category of overweight or obese, it is vitally important that Americans begin to look at the cause and potential solutions for the epidemic that is thought to lead to more deaths than any other disease.  HBO along with the Centers for Disease Control and the National Institutes for Health combined forces for this four part documentary focusing on America’s enemy number one.  While not as flashy or artistic as most of HBO’s documentaries, this one is a powerhouse of information that is relevant to almost each and every one of us.  And if it doesn’t get you trying to make a change for yourself, its hard to imagine anyone watching and not getting scared about the future for our children.  This is not an easy series to watch, but programming that is worthwhile seldom is.  Unlike most HBO series’, this one is priced to own at $15 or less at most major retailers.  A

Hatfields & McCoys
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Earlier this year, The History Channel aired this original mini-series about the famous feud between two families whose patriarchs had just returned from fighting for the Confederacy during the Civil War.  It’s astonishing how well-made this project is and with actors like Kevin Costner, Bill Paxton, Matt Barr, Tom Berenger and Powers Boothe, its easy to understand how a series like this can impress.  The production, acting, writing and directing deserve high praise.  I don’t know how accurate the screenplay is to actual events, but it sure is riveting storytelling.  B+

Total Recall: Mind-Bending Edition
Rated R
Available on Blu-ray
I’m still scratching my head about the fact that we are already seeing a remake of the 1990 sci-fi action classic Total Recall.  I’ve heard there are some big differences between the two films, but what I’ve seen so far from the trailers is that they just reshot the old script with actors that aren’t nearly as iconic as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sharon Stone.  Set in the not-too-distant future, an every-day Joe (Schwarzenegger) dreams of going to Mars and thus visits a memory implant clinic that possesses the ability to make him think he’s actually been there.  But when things go terribly wrong, our hero ends up in the middle of a war between the people of Mars and the evil corporation trying to control the planet.  This original version still holds up nicely, mostly due to its ground-breaking special effects.  Sure the fashions and hairstyles are a bit late-80s, but the film is so fun that those faults seem enduring.  There are few new features on this disc, but the HD restoration itself is worth the price and should make many fans very happy.  B+

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July 24, 2012

Jiro Dreams of Sushi
Rated PG for mild thematic elements and brief language
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
In Japanese with English subtitles
In Tokyo there is an 85-year-old sushi chef named Jiro Ono who owns a 10 seat restaurant in a subway station.  Thought by many to be one of the greatest sushi restaurants in the world, it is the first restaurant of its kind to be awarded the prestigious three-star Michelin Guide rating.  This tasty documentary not only shows why Jiro’s sushi is so highly regarded, but also gives a great life lesson as well.  The theme put forth is that of finding something you love and do it for the rest of your life.  Jiro is a prime example of a man whose work is his passion and he has spent his entire life trying to improve his art.  He could have easily established a set menu and made the same sushi every day, but instead he chooses to grow as a chef while he creates and expands.  Even if you aren’t that big of a fan of sushi, and I’ll admit that I’m just a casual roll eater, you’ll find this film to be delicious diversion and a very entertaining yet moving story.  A

Get the Gringo
Rated R for strong bloody violence, pervasive language, some drug use and sexual situations
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Even though this Mel Gibson film was highly praised by critics and audiences alike, it never saw the light of day in theaters and instead was subjected to a Direct TV On Demand release followed by this Blu-ray/DVD a few months later.  That is the reality for Gibson for the time being.  But please don’t let that stop you from picking up this little gem of a film about a man who steals millions before being arrested across the border.  Determined to escape from prison and get his money back, Gibson is in rare form as the anti-hero.  This is a really fun picture that will surprise the many folks that will now get the chance to check it out.  A-

Footnote
Rated PG for thematic elements, brief nudity, language and smoking
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
In Hebrew with English subtitles
If you simply read the synopsis for this Israeli film about two competing father and son Talmud scholars, you wouldn’t think it could possess the elements for a good comedy or get an Oscar nomination, but yet it is a very funny and moving picture with a strong enough narrative to earn an Academy nomination for foreign language film.  This well-executed pic works on many levels providing just the right amount of drama and laughter as well as an intellectual feel with clever writing and directing.  It is enjoyable from start to finish and will serve as a wonderful surprise for the unsuspecting viewer.  A

Star Trek: The Next Generation – Season One
Available on Blu-ray
When most old television shows are re-released on blu-ray, there is seldom a big difference from the original DVD release and the product typically serves as merely a chance for the studio to make a few more bucks.  This new release of Picard and crew though has a wonderful new look as well new HD special features.  I was extremely thankful they chose to present the show in its original 4:3 aspect ratio rather than attempt to fill the screen on the average flat panel set most folks will be watching on.  This was a set done with integrity and respect for the fan, and the fans will certainly be thankful.  The show is still just a less-cheesy version of the original sci-fi classic, but the stories are well-crafted, creative and a fun way to fill up a weekend full of hours.  B+

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July 10, 2012

American Reunion
Rated R for crude and sexual content throughout, nudity, language, brief drug use and teen drinking
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Twelve years after the highly successful American Pie was unleashed upon audiences, the entire gang is back for their delayed high school reunion.  Twelve years ago they were a close group of friends who vowed to lose their virginities by prom night.  Now they are all semi-responsible adults with jobs, wives, kids, etc…  Just like in the first three films, its fun to see their antics and bad behavior, especially now that its so completely irresponsible.  As he did in the first three films, Stiffler (Seann William Scott) steals the scenes and serves as a linchpin for the film.  After all, without Stiffler, the film would be almost joke-less since his antics are what brings about the majority of the trouble.  With this in mind, I can recommend the movie due to the amount of times you will laugh.  The only downfall is how annoying some of the characters still are after all of these years.  While Scott, Jason Biggs, and Alyson Hannigan have all turned out to be decent actors with good comedic timing, Chris Klein and Mena Suvari would have done us a favor by staying home from the reunion.  B-

Senna
Rated PG-13 for some strong language and disturbing images
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
For me, Formula One is as unfamiliar a sport as cricket or curling, but five minutes into this film about the life and death of one of its greatest racers and I was enthralled.  Brazilian racer Ayrton Senna took the sport by storm in the 80s when he won three world championships.  Constantly competing against his nemesis, French driver Alain Prost, Ayrton proved his talents on the racetrack and served as a sports hero throughout the world who donated millions from his winnings back to his home country.  The documentary lacks narration and instead relies on live footage and interviews to tell its story and it does so very effectively.  What you end up with is an eye-opening real-life drama that is as compelling as any film I have seen this last year.  A

The Flowers of War
Rated R for strong violence including a sexual assault, disturbing images, and brief strong language
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
In Mandarin and English with English Subtitles
In 1937, during the Rape of Nanking, a Westerner (Christian Bale) finds safety in a church filled with orphan girls and courtesans who have also taken refuge there.  Pretending to be a priest, the man attempts to do his best to protect the girls from the brutal Japanese soldiers who have sinister  plans for them.  Legendary Chinese director Zhang Yimou (Hero, House of Flying Daggers, 2008 Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony) attempts to tell this heart-breaking story with as much grace and beauty as he has with his other projects, but unfortunately, the ugliness of the situation ends up overshadowing what art he could project.  For Chinese audiences, I’m sure the film resonates with the same kind of power that we experience with holocaust films, and its hard not to form empathy for the characters as they do their best to survive.  Perhaps if so many of the characters weren’t so fatally flawed, the film might have been more convincing.  As it is, the quest of redemption by too many souls gets in the way.  Still, the performances are good, especially considering the language barrier on set which is made evident in the special features section.  Also, the film will compel many to research this horrible period of atrocities for which many Westerners will have very little knowledge.  B

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July 3, 2012

Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy
Rated PG (Should be a solid R)
Available on Blu-ray
This 1968 sci-fi sex comedy starring Jane Fonda was a complete and utter failure upon opening.  Having reached cult-classic status, now forty-four years later, Barbarella is getting its much anticipated Blu-ray release.  The film is still the same cheesy goofball sci-fi flick where the very beautiful (and seemingly most of the time naked) Jane Fonda wanders from one sex scene to the next all in the name of galactic peace.  The new HD transfer gives the film a wonderful look and should make fans of the strange movie very happy.  What won’t make them happy, however, is the lack of any special features.  When you have a film like this, you really expect some kind of extras, but all that lies here is the theatrical trailer.  B-

Born on the Fourth of July
Rated R
Available on Blu-ray
With Universal Studios turning 100, they have been going nuts with transferring their catalog to blu-ray and the latest is the very timely Born on the Fourth of July.  Based on a true story, Tom Cruise delivers this Oscar-nominated performance as Ron Kovic, a teen eager to fight in Vietnam until he became paralyzed from the waste down during the war.  Oliver Stone directs this very challenging piece of U.S. history in a way that will both disturb you and leave you empathetic.  A-

Jesus Henry Christ
Rated PG-13 for some violent images, language and smoking
Available on DVD
According to this story with a title that will offend many audiences, a very bright 10-year-old boy who discovers that he was conceived in a petri dish goes on a journey to find his mother’s sperm donor.  Trying overly hard to be as quirky as a Wes Anderson film, writer director Dennis Lee creates here a very annoying group of characters in a scenario that is hard to be anything but apathetic about.  I like over-the-top but there comes a time when it simply becomes too much.  C-