New in Home Entertainment – February 4, 2014

New in Home Entertainment

February 4, 2014

Dallas Buyers Club
Rated R for pervasive language, some strong sexual content, nudity and drug use
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

Texan Matthew McConaughey has completely reinvented himself over the last two years, going from bad rom coms to amazing dramatic performances and Dallas Buyers Club seems to be his crowning achievement thus far.  Playing wannabe rodeo star and hustler Ron Woodroof, he is given an HIV diagnosis and told he only has a very short time to live.  But when he discovers there are drugs available that might help him extend that time frame, he steals, smuggles and connives his way to living longer and making a lot of money by offering up his findings to a select group of Texans who are in the same predicament.  This true story is absolutely captivating and a testament to the desperate man’s intelligence and resourcefulness.  While McConaughey is worthy of every bit of praise he is receiving, I’m not that sold on Jared Leto’s performance as his transvestite partner.  He’s good but not Oscar shoo-in good.  A-

About Time
Rated R for language and some sexual content
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

This terrific little British romantic comedy by Love Actually writer/director  Richard Curtis did very well overseas but performed miserably here in the states.  Telling the story of a young man (Domhnall Gleeson) who discovers from his father (Bill Nighy) that he has the genetically gifted ability to travel back in time to fix things he wants to fix, the movie is a marvel of creativity and romance.  Using his newly found powers he finds a way to get Rachel McAdams to fall in love with him and make his life nearly perfect until he meets challenges that his ability can’t rearrange.  While it sounds very sci-fi, it is not, but rather it is a sweet and lovely little film with a lot of laughs and even more heart.  I wish more romantic comedies were like this.  If they were, they wouldn’t have such a bad rep.  A-

Blood Brother
Unrated
Available on DVD

Blood Brother is a documentary that follows the life of Rocky Braat, a young American who has dedicated his life to working in a small community of children with HIV in India.  While very challenging at times, the film is not as depressing as you might think and by the end gives you a wonderful and heart-felt smile on your face with a happy tear in your eye.  I found myself thanking God there are people like Rocky in the world who sacrifice themselves on a daily basis for those who have nothing and no one to call their own.  A

Cutie and the Boxer
Rated R for nude art images
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

This Oscar-nominated documentary follows the lives of a Japanese artist couple who have struggled with their very niche art in New York City through four chaotic decades.  The characters are interesting, as are their creations, but I doubt the film will hold the interest of a broad audience as the narrative isn’t as compelling as some of the other documentaries this year.   B-

Jules and Jim: The Criterion Collection
Available on DVD/Blu-ray combo

If you’ve ever been to film school or read extensively on the subject of French cinema, you will have no doubt studied this 1962 Francois Truffaut classic about two close friends who both fall for the same woman and spend decades in a love triangle.  While the film has been very influential for many filmmakers, I much prefer the films that have been inspired by this film (such as Amelie and Vanilla Sky) than the film itself.  While this new collection has a wonderful new 2k restoration and thus looks fantastic, I really could care less for the story or the characters.  My indifference to them and their actions make this a hard film for me enjoy on any level greater than intellectually.  So if you are learning about cinematic history, or have a passion for French New Wave, then you probably don’t need me to recommend this film.  For everyone else, I wouldn’t bother.  C-

New in Home Entertainment – January 28, 2014

New in Home Entertainment

January 28, 2014

Fruitvale Station
Rated R for some violence, language throughout and some drug use
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

Winner of the 2013 Sundance Grand Jury and Audience Award is this superb indie that is noticeably absent from the recent Academy nods.  Stories of injustice in America are sometimes unbelievable, but when they show up on people’s cell phone videos, the proof is more than evident.  In this case, a young man trying to sort his life out, masterfully played by Michael B. Jordan, is shot in the back by a police officer while he is lying on his stomach with his hands tied behind his back at an Oakland train station.  The movie tells the story leading up to the fateful night and serves as a punch to the gut and a spotlight on a flawed legal system.  Sobering to say the least, it is evidence that films can have a huge social impact on their audience.  A

Rush
Rated R for sexual content, nudity, language, some disturbing images and brief drug use
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

It is more than apparent that Americans aren’t overly into Formula One, but most of us are into great movies.  So it is that much more staggering that Ron Howard’s latest film, telling the true story of Formula One legends James Hunt (Chris Hemsworth) and Nicki Lauda (Daniel Bruhl) as they use their hatred for the other to push each other to success, was a complete dud at the box office, only bringing in about half of what it cost to make.  It’s a terrific story and an absolutely amazing movie, currently ranked at about #130 on the IMDB top 250 films of all time.  Hemsworth proves here that he’s more than just a Norse god and Daniel Bruhl turns in possibly the most underrated performance of 2013.  My advice, pick it up, pour yourself a glass of wine or beer, turn the volume way up and then sit back and enjoy what you should have checked out a few months ago in theaters.  A

Blue Caprice
Rated R for disturbing violent content, language and brief drug use
Available on DVD

In 2002 the Beltway snipers tormented America as they randomly killed people from the back of their Caprice for weeks until they were arrested by authorities.  This film, starring Isaiah Washington as the father figure who “adopts” a young Jamaican teenager only to lead him on a murder spree across the country, isn’t a story about the murders themselves but rather about a monster creating another monster.  It is a terrifying look at true evil, as well as a social commentary focusing on mental health and the need for better role models for our youth.  Was the 16 year-old kid evil, or did this man who he looked up to make him that way?  Either way, the movie is extremely dark, but very well-made with an impressive script and surprising performances.  B+

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
Rated PG for mild rude humor
Available on DVD, Blu-ray and Blu-ray 3D

Set after the events of the first film, number two has the heroes forced from their homes while a massive cleanup ensues, only to go back and discover the food has taken over and evolved into creatures.  While not as bad as the first film, this newest installment confuses creativity with weirdness.  For every brief instance of inspiration, there are ten head scratchers and eye rolls.  It passed the kid test well enough as my youngin’ was enthralled, but overall the film is disappointing if you expect a story an adult can find entertaining.  C-

New in Home Entertainment – January 21, 2014

New in Home Entertainment

January 21, 2014

Captain Phillips

Rated PG-13 for sustained sequences of menace, some violence with bloody images, and for substance abuse
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

Captain Phillips follows the real-life story of Captain Richard Phillips (Tom Hanks) and the crew of the MV Maersk Alabama as they are hijacked by Somali pirates.  Simply put, the film is phenomenal.  From start to finish it is a riveting and exciting drama that will keep your pulse racing and your mind stirring.  I will go as far as to say it is the best film of the year that will most likely not win any major awards.  Tom Hanks’s performance is on par with his best work and newcomer Barkhad Abdi, in an Oscar nominated performance, deserves high praise for creating an air of empathy around a really bad villain.   A

Blue Jasmine
Rated R for mature thematic material, language and sexual content
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

Woody Allen’s latest comedy places Cate Blanchett as a New York socialite who is separated from her riches and forced to live with her sister, played by Sally Hawkins, when her husband (Alec Baldwin) is arrested for white collar crimes.  Almost certain to win her an Oscar for best actress this year, Blanchett is out-of-this-world good as she plays a woman who you can’t stand to watch but can’t take your eyes of.  The writing from Allen is some of his finest and most relevant.  The unsung hero is the surprising supporting cast including Baldwin, Hawkins, Andrew Dice Clay, Peter Sarsgaard and Louis C.K. who all turn in fine performances elevating the film quality tremendously.  A

Machete Kills
Rated R for strong bloody violence throughout, language and some sexual content
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

Machete (Danny Trejo), the character based on the fake movie trailer turned into a movie by Robert Rodriguez, is back and working for the U.S. President (Charlie Sheen) to stop a super villain (Mel Gibson) from taking over the world.  Once again, this is a B-movie with an A-level cast.  Does that make it good?  Not exactly, but it does make it interesting.  It never takes itself seriously or pretends to be something it is not.  Instead, it relishes in its silliness and allows the audience to come in have a good time with it.  So while the rating I’m giving it isn’t great, and I would probably get made fun of if I praised it, I will gladly admit that for the right audience, this will be another Rodriguez masterpiece.  C+

New in Home Entertainment – January 14, 2014

New in Home Entertainment

January 14, 2013

Carrie
Rated R for bloody violence, disturbing images, language and some sexual content
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

I saw a t-shirt the other day that said “An Engineer’s Motto: If it’s not broken, take it apart and fix it.”  That definitely applies here with Boys Don’t Cry director Kimberly Peirce’s modernization of Stephen King’s classic book about a haunted young telekinetic girl who is bullied over the edge and driven to unleash her powers upon the world.  Chloe Grave Moretz plays the titular character in a completely over-the-top but still effective manner while Julianne Moore plays her religious nut job mother perfectly.  While not especially scary and not nearly as good as the 1976 Brian De Palma original, this Carrie gives a nice cyber-bully spin to the story with a pretty elaborate set piece.  And even though the trailers gave way too much away about the big prom scene, whether you’ve seen it or not, it should still give its audience a fun time at the big dance.  B

Lee Daniels’ The Butler
Rated PG-13 for some violence and disturbing images, language, sexual material, thematic elements and smoking
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

While its not lighting up the awards circuit this year, this audience favorite about a man who works as a butler in the White House throughout many of the countries pivotal moments of the twentieth century is certainly a strong contender for best feel good movie of the year.  Forest Whitaker and Oprah Winfrey lead a terrific cast whose performances aren’t exactly memorable but solid enough to make the film enjoyable and relevant.  The writing could have been stronger as the film comes off a bit cheesy at times, but the film will leave you entertained and touched for sure.  B+

Riddick
Rated R for strong violence, language and some sexual content/nudity
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

Riddick is left stranded on a sun-scorched planet finding himself caught between deadly alien monsters trying to eat him and a group of bounty hunters determined to bring him in.  While I’ve seen 2000’s Pitch Black and 2004’s The Chronicles of Riddick, I don’t remember any major plot details.  The movies have never struck me as memorable in the least.  That being said, I feel I needed some back story beyond what was given in order to understand what was going on, but oh well.  The story alone is fine as Vin Diesel buries himself well in the character and owns his screen time.  I even liked the monsters but I’m pretty sure the planet would have had more than three species of animal life on it.  I especially liked the dog that Riddick befriends, although they break an important movie rule when it comes to his four-legged buddy and the film slips from there into its mindless ending.  C+

You’re Next
Rated R for strong bloody violence, language and some sexuality/nudity
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

Your’re Next follows a family whose house is invaded by a group of masked villains intent on killing them off one by one.  Normally a film like this would have went straight to DVD but thanks to a huge underground following, largely due to winning some major prizes at Austin Fantastic Fest in 2011, the film got a nice theatrical release and a few extra dollars.  While it has its scary moments, there’s enough humor in it to make you laugh out loud throughout.  It is definitely one of the better B movies I’ve seen recently and has cult classic potential.  C+

New in Home Entertainment

New in Home Entertainment

January 7, 2014

We Are What We Are
Rated R for disturbing violence, bloody images, some sexuality, nudity and language
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

This remake of a little-known Mexican fright flick follows a reclusive family from the country as they try to keep up the family tradition
of cannibalism.  The description sounds like a B-movie, but the look and feel screams art house horror.  The movie is beautifully filmed, well written and directed and the cast comes off as beyond competent, regardless of its lack of big stars.  It even has a terrific score.  While I didn’t find it terrifically scary, I did find it engrossing and the twisted and unforgettable ending truly caught me by surprise.   Not for the weak of stomach but could easily become a cult classic and Halloween sleepover favorite.  B+

Throne of Blood: Criterion Collection
Available on Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack
Japanese with English Subtitles

Akira Kurosawa’s 1957 epic vision of Shakespeare’s Macbeth places the legendary Toshiro Mifune as a warrior in feudal Japan who rises to power through corruption and murder only to be forced to face the consequences.  The newly restored 2K digital transfer looks and sounds amazing, leaving a wonderful representation of the classic.  What I love most about these Criterion editions though is the extreme collection of special features.  If you’ve ever wondered what makes a Kurosawa film like this so special, you must check out the commentary by Japanese film expert Michael Jeck as he discusses how the film was made and the significance of seemingly minor details that come off as fascinating for the interested viewer.  A-

The Best and Worst of 2013

The Best and Worst of 2013

By Danny Minton

Many have accused 2013 of being a lousy year for movies and aside from a few bright spots I’d have to agree.  Many of the big tentpoles, like The Lone Ranger and White House Down, flopped in a big way and there really weren’t that many surprises that took the world by storm once released.  But that doesn’t mean we didn’t have fun at the movies.  While there was disappointment to be found, there were also a lot of thrills, laughs and tears to be had as well.  Starting with my favorite pick of 2013:

1)  Gravity (still in theaters).  Two actors (Sandra Bullock and George Clooney) trapped in space for 90 minutes.  Sounds like a frustrating experience, but it turned out to be the best use of 3D technology to date as well as one of the most exciting movies ever made.  I’ve seen it three times now and worked up a sweat each time.  One of my favorite directors, Alfonso Cuaron, proved that he could push the boundaries of what is possible in filmmaking and the result is this fantastic piece of entertainment.

2) 12 Years a Slave (still in theaters). Director Steve McQueen’s vision of a freeman in the 1860’s who is kidnapped and sent to be a slave in Louisiana is one of the most sobering films one can imagine.  And yet rather than becoming a depressing tale, it makes you cheer for its protagonist as if he were in a sports film.  Chiwetel Ejiofor gives his best performance to date and with a supporting cast including Michael Fassbender, Brad Pitt and the brilliant newcomer Lupita Nyong’o, the movie is a showcase of acting on par with the terrific directing, writing and production. 

3. The Wolf of Wall Street (in theaters December 25).  I have been back and forth on Scorsese’s newest portrayal of the evils of Wall Street.  On one hand the movie is the most sexually graphic you are ever likely to see on a big screen and the amount of nudity, sex and drugs could be described as excessive.  But then I think Scorsese isn’t trying to exploit here but rather is trying to prove a point.  I do think that this film will set records on people walking out of a motion picture, and likely within the first twenty minutes.  Regardless of its vulgar nature, though, this is one heck of a memorable film and I can easily see Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill getting acting noms while the picture itself racks up tons of other accolades. 

4. Short Term 12 (on DVD and Blu-ray January 14).  Most likely this is the first time you’ve heard of this film about a pair of young adults who work together in a home for struggling teenagers.  But it won’t be the last.  Brie Larson has already earned herself a best actress nom from the Broadcast Film Critics Association, Houston Film Critics Association, as well as many other groups, and could very likely do the same come Oscar time if enough of the voters see it.  This is one of those films that would probably even be a best picture contender if enough folks caught wind of it.  Scoring a 98% on Rotten Tomatoes is nearly impossible but once you sit down with this one for ninety minutes you’ll understand why it is so beloved.  You gotta check this one out – you’ll thank me for it!

5. Fruitvale Station (on DVD and Blu-ray January 14).  With all of the stories we hear about injustices in America, somehow this important tale about a young man who was shot in the back by a cop while handcuffed in an Oakland train station was all but swept under the rug, in spite of several camera phones recording the incident.  Winning both the Grand Jury Prize and Audience Award at Sundance, this film stands to be a major contender this awards season and will be a champion for the need for real justice within our legal system for years to come.  Just be careful – the drama that unfolds here will hit you like a brick. 

6. Captain Phillips (on DVD and Blu-ray January 21).  In this true story, Tom Hanks is captain Phillips, a ship captain who must deal with a group of Somali pirates who have hijacked his boat.  While the acting by Hanks, newcomer Barkhad Abdi and the rest of the talented cast is phenomenal, it’s the direction of Paul Greengrass (United 93) that makes this film feel completely organic.  It helps having a writer like Billy Ray (The Hunger Games) who can lend the enemy an empathetic eye in spite of their malicious tendencies. 

7. Saving Mr. Banks (In Theaters Now).  Tom Hanks shines in another true story about the infamous Walt Disney as he tries to coax P.L. Travers (Emma Thompson) into allowing him to make Mary Poppins.  Its easily the best non-animated family film of the year and a real joy for any Disney fan.

8. The Hunt (On DVD and Blu-ray now).  In this Danish import, Mads Mikkelsen (Hannibal star and this year’s Best Actor winner at Cannes) is a school teacher whose life is ruined when a very young female student tells a dangerous lie.  Not an easy film to watch, but easily one of the best movies of the year with a performance that will blow you away. 

9. Frozen (In Theaters Now).  Disney’s latest princess movie is yet another fantastic magical trip that will have you singing away on their instantly memorable songs.  And while I never thought I’d say this, it appears Disney is besting their counterpart Pixar now as Frozen, Wreck-It Ralph and Tangled are easily better than Pixar’s Monsters University, Brave and Cars 2.  If it weren’t for Disney’s Planes, I could easily pronounce Disney the crowned champion of animation again. 

10. Pain & Gain (On DVD and Blu-ray Now).  It’s hard for me to believe that a Michael Bay film starring Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson as dumb body builders who commit horrible atrocities to get rich is one of my favorite films of the year, but it most certainly is.  Walking into the theater I knew I would hate the movie and was even coming up with clever quips that I could put into my review.  But then the lights went out and I was won over.  I laughed myself silly and was entertained beyond belief.  It was one of the most enjoyable times I had at the movies in 2013 and after all – isn’t that why we go?

Honorable Mention: About Time, The Conjuring, The Croods, Dallas Buyers Club, The Great Beauty, Her, Inside Llewyn Davis, Man of Steel, Mud, Narco Cultura, Nebraska, Rush, The Spectacular Now, Stoker, Tim’s Vermeer

The Worst Films of 2013

1. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone.  Steve Carell and Steve Buscemi star in what I can only describe as one of the unfunniest comedies in recent memory.  Cringe-worthy and head scratching at every turn.

2. Planes.  Disney’s Cars of the sky film is like one of those horrible knock-off cartoons you see advertised on Netflix. 

3. A Good Day to Die Hard.  After sitting through this crap for almost two miserable hours, I wish McClane would just cut us some slack and finally die hard. 

4. Gangster Squad.  You’d think that a film with this kind of star power could deliver the goods with a decent gangster film, but this squad plays like a bad B-movie.

5. The Hangover, Part III.  While I’m glad they decided not to create an alternate version of the first film, like they did with number 2, this newest and hopefully final edition to the franchise is all dark and no comedy and the actors couldn’t have looked more bored while reading their lines. 

New in Home Entertainment – December 17, 2013

New in Home Entertainment

December 17, 2013

Prisoners
Rated R for disturbing content including torture, and language throughout
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

When Hugh Jackman and Terrence Howard discover their daughters have been kidnapped, they track down who they think is the kidnapper and begin to torture him hoping that he will spill the beans on their whereabouts.  Meanwhile, a police officer played by Jake Gyllenhaal is desperately searching for the childrens’ captor hoping to find them while they are still alive.  This is one dark and dismal ride with a good script and great acting.  But you have to be in the mood and its hard to get in the mood for a film like this.  Tough to watch but worth the time invested.  B+

The Lone Ranger
Rated PG-13 for sequences of intense action and violence, and some suggestive material
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

Lone Ranger star Armie Hammer blamed the poor box office of this Disney tentpole on critical bullying, but I blame it on just simply not being very good.  Johnny Depp is decent as Tonto, but that doesn’t overcome the problems.  First of all it sells itself as a family-friendly film but it is horribly violent.  Watching a man cutting out another man’s heart and eating it while his henchman watches on like he’s getting off is just sick, even if the deed is mostly just implied.  Some of the action is well-choreographed and fun to watch, and I loved the score by Hans Zimmer, but at two and a half hours, the film is way too long without earning the right to be.  Maybe if they had cut out all of the Tonto sequences where he is an old man, the film might have been tighter and easier to watch, but overall this one is a chore that you’ll want to keep your finger on the fast forward button for.  C-

Kick Ass 2
Rated R for strong violence, pervasive language, crude and sexual content, and brief nudity
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

Directly following the events of the first film, Kick Ass and Hit Girl are just trying to resume normal lives when a crime spree drives them to be super heroes again.  Joining a small group of vigilantes, including Jim Carey’s ex-mafioso turned born again Christian hero Colonel Stars and Stripes, they must face their arch enemy, whose name I can’t print, in order to stop the epidemic of violence and crime.  I really wanted to love this movie since I adored the first one, but losing writer/director Matthew Vaughn really took the punch out of this franchise.  Don’t get me wrong, it’s still sick and violent, but not in the kick ass way that Kick Ass was.  B-

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Super Adventure!
Available on DVD

Looking for a good stocking stuffer for the young kids in the family?  Try out this Disney Jr. DVD featuring Mickey Mouse and friends as super heroes as well as 3 other great clubhouse episodes.  Four years ago I would scoff at reviewing something like this, but throw in a toddler who loves both Mickey and super heroes and I get a smile on my face.  Best of all, the program likes to promote learning including mathematics and deductive reasoning.  B+

New in Home Entertainment – December 10, 2013

New in Home Entertainment

December 10, 2013

Despicable Me 2
Rated PG for rude humor and mild action
Available on DVD, Blu-ray and Blu-ray 3D

It was surprising when the first Despicable Me scored a $500 million plus world wide gross, but absolutely stunning is the almost billion dollar haul from its sequel.  Back again is Steve Carrell as the voice of the super villain Gru as he works with a secret agency to take down an even worse baddy.  This new installment is not only a cuter film but is a much stronger narrative as well.  The minions are still adorable and their antics are hilarious.  While its not the caliber of films like Frozen and The Croods – it is still entertainment that won’t make the adults watching it want to leave the room.  B+

Fast & Furious 6
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action and mayhem throughout, some sexuality and language
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

The Fast and Furious gang, including Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson and the late Paul Walker are back and this time hired by the government to take down a huge criminal ring.  When it pulled in $786 million at the box office I assumed that big improvements were made to the franchise, which I considered silly and ridiculous.  But I was wrong.  The writing is still horrible, filled with senseless exposition dumbed down for an assumed ADD audience.   The action is nonstop, but the laws of physics are completely thrown aside as are any brains behind them.  What you get it is simply the title: fast and furious action with no thought or intelligent design.  C-

Mary Poppins
Rated G
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

Having caught a sneak preview of the new Tom Hanks/Emma Thompson film Saving Mr. Banks, I was in the mood to revisit the Disney classic that inspired it.  Widely considered to be Walt Disney’s crowning achievement, Mary Poppins was nominated for 13 Oscars and won 5 including actress, editing, effects, music and original song.  Now almost 50 years later, the movie still looks amazing thanks to a beautiful digital restoration by the mouse house.  And if you’re like me and haven’t seen it since you were a kid, you, once again, are in for a huge treat.  A

The Brad McMullan Show

When my good friend, former colleague and Emmy-winner Brad McMullan left television a few years ago to start his own business, I must admit that I was blown away.  After all – he is one of the best newscasters I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing on air.  And if you are unfamiliar with him, he is the only victim of Borat who came out smelling like roses in his hit movie.  If you’ve seen the entire footage of the morning show where Borat was being interviewed by Brad, you could tell that Sasha Baron Cohen was getting frustrated because Brad wouldn’t lose his composure.  With a genuine approach to delivering information and none of fake persona that you many times are used to seeing on and off air, Brad looked like he was poised to take over the airwaves.  Well good news – now he’s back!  Brad is now hosting his own show – The Brad McMullan Show which has great potential to be a hit family-friendly talk show in syndication.  With great self-effacing sketches and interviews with local celebrities and sports stars, Brad has found the perfect opportunity to join us in our living rooms once again. 

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New in Home Entertainment – December 3, 2013

New in Home Entertainment

December 3, 2013

Jobs
Rated PG-13 for some drug content and brief strong language
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 26%
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

Ashton Kutcher stars as the infamous Steve Jobs as he goes from building computers in his garage to starting Apple.  Glossing over some of the most important parts of his life, the script has holes where it can’t afford them.  And while Kutcher and Josh Gad are decent enough as Jobs and Wozniak, the film plays like a movie of the week rather than a big-budget theatrical.  C

The Smurfs 2
Rated PG for some rude humor and action
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 14%
Available on DVD, Blu-ray and Blu-ray 3D

The little blue creatures are back as they go to Paris to rescue Smurfette after she has been taken by Gargamel.  While not nearly as terrible as the first Smurfs outing, this new one isn’t all that great either.  It passed the kid test in that my toddler loved it, and the humor was slightly more sophisticated than I expected, but the writing and plot were both lame,  unoriginal and frankly uninteresting.  So if you’re merely looking for a ninety minute baby sitter then I guess you’ll be in luck.  Any more than that expectation and you should be able to accurately predict a smurfing let-down.  C-