Popcorn Perspectives with Danny Minton
Week of October 6, 2025
Kiss of the Spider Woman
Rated R for language, some violence, and sexual content
Rotten Tomatoes Score: 83%
In Theaters
From Chicago director Bill Condon, and based on the Tony-award winning Broadway show from Kander and Ebb, comes this story about two cell mates in an Argentinian prison who develop a close relationship during the politically-charged “Dirty War” period in the late 70’s and early 80’s. Diego Luna plays a political prisoner named Valentin, who is on the verge of losing hope when he is joined by gay window dresser named Molina, played by newcomer Tonatiuh, who has been charged with “corrupting a minor.” The relationship has a rocky start, but Molina slowly breaks the ice by telling Valentin about his favorite movie star, played by Jennifer Lopez, whose frivolous movie reenactments begin to fascinate and entertain Valentin. This has always been one of my favorite Broadway musicals, which had me super excited about a big screen adaptation. The songs are beautiful, the drama is riveting, the story is relevant to today’s political climate, and its darkness is nicely lightened up by its spirit. As he did in Chicago, Condon chose to put the songs in a context where the actors aren’t simply breaking out into a tune, but rather everything is in its proper place. Here, that means the songs are held to mostly the scenes of the movie being described, with both Molina and Valentin taking over as characters in the story. This is fine, and it works in the moment, but so many fantastic songs had to be cut because of this since they chose to not have the actual prisoners sing. This leads to the film taking a completely different direction than the staged performance, turning more into a gay romance than a fantasy and political examination within a prison drama. In this context, Lopez is absolutely perfect in the role and could receive some award recognition over the next coming months. Unfortunately, while their acting is really strong, neither Luna nor Tonatiuh have the voices needed for their roles, which at times becomes distracting. While I can appreciate the changes, I think the end result isn’t nearly as strong as it could have been had they went in a direction closer to the source material. So, my recommendation comes with a warning. Know what you are getting into here. This is not a film for all audiences and will even find some walking out or squirming uncomfortable in their seats. It is way more “Brokeback Mountain” and way less “Chicago.” This will probably limit its box office potential, but its authenticity, unique subject and style could propel its awards chances. B