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Hot Tub Time Machine


Hot Tub Time Machine
Starring John Cusack, Rob Corddry, and Craig Robinson
Directed by Steve Pink (Accepted)
Rated R for strong crude and sexual content, nudity, drug use and pervasive language

    A group of friends whose lives have hit the skids head out to their favorite ski lodge for a crazy weekend.  When a mystical hot tub takes them back to the 80s, they have to either find their way back to the present, or decide to make changes in their past. 

    Just from the title alone you can tell that this an absurd film and you should know exactly what to expect.  So to put it mildly – this film delivers.  It is crude, raunchy, full of bad behavior, and extremely funny.  Making fun of the 80s in this way is both hilarious and nostalgic.  The soundtrack, the clothes and hairstyles, and this sense of humor are a combination bound for success.    

    The casting choice of John Cusack is terrific as this is the kind of movie you just can’t see him in, but he does it so well.  Corddry and Robinson are also equally impressive and should see a boost to their careers here.  The real scene stealer here is Crispin Glover who plays a one-armed bellman who in the past has two arms and you just can’t wait to see how he meets his fate.  The dud of the cast is hot tub repairman Chevy Chase who is supposed to be like the Don Knotts character in Pleasantville, but ends up being a wasted time killer. 

    With a film that is this over-the-top, you get a lot of plot holes that you are just supposed to forget about because after all – the movie is called Hot Tub Time Machine.  But that’s just not quite a good enough excuse.  They tried to do a Back to the Future thing with Cusack’s nephew that was very predictable and didn’t quite work.  Also the resolution was cute but you can’t think about it for more than a minute because it will hurt your brain on how much it doesn’t make sense.  And the trick they used when they needed to explain away something – throw in a squirrel.  It’s all very random, again, just like a time machine in a hot tub.  B+

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New on DVD

Breaking Bad: The Complete Second Season
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Bryan Cranston has already won two Emmys for his portrayal of a high school chemistry teacher who after a diagnosis of lung cancer, uses his chemistry skills to cook and sell high quality meth in order to make enough to pay for his chemo and maybe leave his family something when he dies.  The first season was very good, but the second kicks it up a notch with an incredibly well-written storyline that leaves you absolutely devastated after the last episode.  With season three starting this week, it’s a great time to catch up or get acquainted with this groundbreaking, nail-biter of television series.  A

Toy Story and Toy Story 2
Both Rated G
Available on Blu-ray/DVD Combos
With Toy Story 3 just a couple of months away, Disney is releasing Woody, Buzz Lightyear and gang for the first time on Blu-ray and with all new special features in addition to the old special features.  It has been 15 years since Toy Story hit theaters and changed animation forever.  Before Toy Story, hand-drawn and stop-motion animated films were the only way to make an animated film, and now they are the exception rather than the norm.  While many advancements have been made since these two films hit the screen, they still look absolutely gorgeous on Blu-ray and the stories are both truly timeless tales that will be cherished for generations.  The only negative criticism I have here is that lately all of the Pixar films have come with digital copy so you can put a copy on your iPod/iPhone, but for some reason, these sets lack it.  The funny thing is, they advertise it for the other films on the special features section, but don’t include it on their own.  A

The Blind Side
Rated PG-13 for one scene involving brief violence, drug and sexual references
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Based on a true story, The Blind Side tells the story of Michael Oher, a very large, under-privileged teenager in Memphis that is adopted by a well-to-do family who pushes him to become an all-star college and pro football player.  Now while I don’t think she necessarily deserved the Oscar for her performance here, Sandra Bullock does an admirable job of portraying the adopted mother and the film has a nice feel-good quality to it.  That being said it is also incredibly manipulative and custom-designed to make you cry throughout.  Most disappointing here are the contrived football sequences that should annoy anyone that knows anything about high school football is played.  So while I liked the story, I just couldn’t stand how it was represented.  C+

New Moon
Rated PG-13 for some violence and action
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
This second in the Twilight series tells the continuing saga of Bella Swan as she makes her decision of who to love.  Her vampire lover Edward has left her and never wants to see her again.  Her werewolf friend Jacob wants to take Edward’s place in Bella’s heart, but Bella is not ready for that.  The whole thing is just way too melodramatic for me.  The one positive thing I can say about this vampire chick flick is that the production values are a million times better than the original film.  I was blown away by how badly made the first film was and at least Chris Weitz (American Pie) knows how to make a movie without including ten shots with the camera men in plain view.  So while the story is not up my alley, it’s not quite as painful of an experience.  C

Broken Embraces
Rated R for sexual content, language and some drug material
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Spanish with English subtitles
A blind screenwriter must face his past when the son of a dead businessman pays him a visit.  Written and directed by the always interesting Pedro Almodovar (Volver) and starring Penelope Cruz, this is yet another quirky and complicated drama which keeps you engaged and thoroughly entertained.  I will admit that the plot is a little confusing, although I cheated and watched it a second time which cleared things up nicely.  Winner of the 2009 Critic’s Choice Award and BAFTA for Best Foreign Film, this is regarded as one of Almodovar’s best works.  B+  

The African Queen
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
The last film on the AFI top 100 list to be released on DVD has gotten a nice touch up here for this special release.  Set during WWII, Bogey and Hepburn take a journey through the wilds of Africa on a beat up old boat in the hopes of putting a torpedo in the hull of a wandering German ship. I have to admit that I’m not a big fan of the film.  After all, it’s a pretty cheesy love story when you think about it and the plot is absurd.  But it’s not too hard to see its importance in film history, and I found the new documentary on the making of the movie to be better made and far more interesting than the movie itself.  C+

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New on DVD

The Princess and the Frog
Rated G
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Set in Jazz Age-era New Orleans, young Tiana dreams of opening up her own restaurant, to the point where she allows a frog prince to convince her to kiss him to make her dream come true.  But rather than getting her wish, she turns into a frog herself and the two amphibians set off on a journey to undo their curse.  Disney took a real risk with this work by going back to what made them famous to begin with: beautiful hand-drawn animation.  Now that we are in the age of computer animated films, it is so refreshing to see that this quality of filmmaking and storytelling can still be made.  This is a fun, whimsical tale that can be enjoyed by almost anyone.  The musical numbers aren’t quite up to the level of Beauty or Aladdin, but still good enough to win two Oscar nominations.  The characters are all terrifically conceived.  I especially loved the villain, who might just be one of the scariest Disney has ever created.  And while it didn’t make a monster box office, it did bring home enough to hopefully convince the boys that cut the checks at the mouse house that this art form is far from dead.  A

South Park: The Complete Thirteenth Season
Unrated
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Not quite Disney, and much more crudely animated, the boys from Colorado are back for Season 13 and the show is still as relevant as ever.  This season saw them win an Emmy with their episode Margaritaville which focused on the recession.  Also in this season the boys took on Kanye (months before he pulled his stunt at the MTV Video Awards) they took on Avatar and Glenn Beck in the same massive episode, and even did their part to expose the Japanese ala The Cove style in their whaling practices.  This season also saw a couple of really lame episodes that were nothing but toilet humor (and I mean nothing but), but overall they are still knocking it out of the park and I can’t wait for season 14 to start up this month!  A-

Paris
Unrated
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
French with English subtitles
In a style similar to Love, Actually, several intersecting storylines converge to make one coherent film about several people who live in Paris.  While not nearly the romantic film that Love, Actually was, this is an extremely interesting movie focusing mostly on the life of a social worker, played by Juliette Binoche, and her brother who has just been told by his cardiologist that he needs a heart transplant.  This and many other stories being told hold a lot of gravity and drama combined with many light and funny moments to break the tension.  While it’s not exactly a love letter to the city, like Paris, Je T’aime, which also starred Juliette Binoche, it does serve as a fair representation for those that actually call the city home.  A-

Brief Interviews with Hideous Men
Unrated
Unrated Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Based on the book by David Foster Wallace, a graduate student copes with a break up by holding intimate interviews with various men.  John Krasinski (The Office) makes his directorial debut with this piece that is almost too intellectual for it’s own good.  You can tell a lot of heart and soul went into this project, but there gets to be a point when the film stops entertaining and that point came very early here.  After that I couldn’t help but find it to be anything but a verbal mess.  Almost like a Kevin Smith film without the jokes.  Krasinski is so likable that you want to ignore the fact that you don’t like it, but after it’s all said and done, you are really glad it’s over.  C-

Ninja Assassin
Rated R for strong bloody stylized violence throughout, and language
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
A young ninja hiding from his estranged clan attempts to protect a woman trying to discover the clan’s secrets.  If you are going into this film wanting to see deadly ninjas violently killing everyone in sight, you have the right movie here.  This is a vile, disgusting, yet kind of thrilling movie set in the world of the ever secretive ninja.  Sure it’s silly, and it takes itself way too seriously, but if you are in the right frame of mind, and I guess I was when I watched it, it can be a pretty entertaining 90 minutes.  B-

The Fourth Kind
Rated PG-13 for violent/disturbing images, some terror, thematic elements and brief sexuality
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Trying to capitalize on scraps that Paranormal Activity left behind, The Fourth Kind tells the story of alien activity that has gone on in Nome, Alaska recently using both supposed actual footage and recordings, and staged reenactments.  The problem is that it never does get very scary and any shivers you did get won’t last once you google the thing afterward.  Worse than that though is the buffet of bad acting that I blame almost solely on the horrible directing.  D

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Alice in Wonderland



Alice in Wonderland

Starring Mia Wasakowska, Johnny Depp, and Helena Bonham Carter
Directed by Tim Burton
Rated PG for fantasy action/violence involving scary images and situations, and for a smoking caterpillar
Appropriate for ages 8+

    Set many years after the events of the first Alice tale, Alice is now twenty and on the verge of being proposed to by a boorish, snobbish Englishman at a party being held in her honor.  When put on the spot, she runs off into the countryside and follows a rabbit down a hole.  Upon entering the new magical dreamworld, she discovers that the inhabitants of this Underland have all been impatiently awaiting her arrival and desperately need her help in defeating the dreaded Red Queen.

    I doubt there are many movie fans out there that weren’t looking forward to this new Burton/Depp teaming and the early indications all showed that it had masterpiece potential written all over it.  Certainly the new Wonderland has a fresh look that is remarkable and bizarre, just as you would expect from a Burton film.  But we saw that in the trailers, commercials, and in half of the magazines and papers we’ve been reading over the last two months.  Where Burton could really win was in the script, and here he didn’t.  The story is straight forward, predictable, and completely disappointing.  Rather than a quirky, fun, innovative Alice, we get Alice goes to Narnia.

    My question is – why didn’t Burton and crew choose to just simply do a Burtonesque remake of the original material?  I just don’t get this new incarnation from Disney screenwriter Linda Woolverton (The Lion King).  It fits the Disney mold, but frankly, I didn’t want to see Burton make a Disney girl power film.  I wanted to see Burton make a film that was merely bankrolled by the mouse house, who would then leave him alone.   This creation is nice to look at but lacks energy, curiosity, or any kind of emotional draw.

    Where the film does impress is in the special effects, especially when viewed in 3D.  They didn’t push the limitations, like Avatar succeeded in doing, but there is eye candy galore to be found on screen.  Also, the closing credit sequence was probably my favorite five minutes of the film, and I’m not being sarcastic.  While the names are posting in the center, there is a frame of vines and flowers growing and blooming progressively off of the screen, all set to Danny Elfman’s beautiful and haunting score.  The look is surreal and one of the most amazing effects I’ve seen in a movie.  C+

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New on DVD

Cold Souls
Rated R for nudity and brief strong language
Available on DVD
Paul Giamatti, playing himself, is on the verge of performing Chekov’s play Uncle Vanya when he comes to the realization that his soul is too heavy and getting in the way of performing the part.  In an attempt to lighten his load, he removes his soul at a soul storage facility and has it securely locked away.  When he realizes that he needs his soul in order to properly continue on, he discovers it has been stolen by a Russian soul trafficker in St. Petersburg.  Deeply influenced by Charlie Kaufman’s Being John Malkovich, Cold Souls is a unique and bizarre experience that does more philosophical questioning than entertaining.  There are some terrific comedic moments here and Giamatti is an amazing actor, but while the film is strange it is not as quirky as you would expect.  It also feels like a movie with a great premise, a promising story, but then no way to end it or form resolution.  It’s likable and somewhat memorable, but not distinguished.  B

Gentlemen Broncos
Rated PG-13 for some crude humor
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
From Napoleon Dynamite director Jared Hess comes this oddball comedy about a high school sci-fi writer whose book is plagiarized by a pseudo-famous author who has run out of ideas.  With the same amateurish look and feel of Napoleon Dynamite, the artistry of the filmmaking is a step backward for Hess, but the weirdness of the picture at least keeps everything interesting enough to get you through the 90 minutes without hating it.  Flight of the Conchord’s Jemaine Clement is perfectly cast as the conniving writer and has some very funny moments, although the rest of the actors look a little uncomfortable with the filming style.  C-

Old Dogs
Rated PG for some mild rude humor
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
John Travolta and Robin Williams are two best friends who are charged with the care of seven-year-old twins, right as they are on the verge of a huge business deal.  If the rottentomatoes.com core of 6% doesn’t scare you away, then just watch the trailer for this horrific waste of talent and money.  Old Dogs takes a tired formula and gives two uninterested actors a paycheck to perform it.  The film is not as bad as it looks in the two minute trailer – it’s worse.  Those were the good parts used to try to sell the film.  And for those of you insisting that you just need a good clean family film – there are plenty of other decent options.  Showing bad films like this to kids just because their clean ultimately leads to creating an undiscerning audience that eventually can’t tell a good movie from bad.  My advice – skip this one and wait for the next two weeks when Princess and the Frog and the Fantastic Mr. Fox hit video shelves.  You may not care what kinds of movies your kids like – but I certainly do.  F

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Cop Out



Cop Out

Starring Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, and Seann William Scott
Directed by Kevin Smith (Clerks)
Rated R for pervasive language including sexual references, violence and brief sexuality
Appropriate for ages 18+
    
    Bruce Willis is a cop whose prize baseball card is stolen just as he was about to sell it to pay for his daughter’s wedding.  Although they were both suspended, he recruits his partner, Tracy Morgan, to help track down the memorabilia-obsessed drug kingpin that possesses it.  

    I am still puzzled as to what exactly this film is.  There are times when it takes itself seriously, but then there are many scenes that are straight out parody, so much so that I thought it should have been called Cop Movie instead of the chosen title.  Now if the film had stuck with this formula, and kept Bruce Willis in the lead, it could have been pretty decent, but when it suddenly tries to take itself seriously and make itself into a cop action comedy, it becomes too ridiculous to work.  Whether it’s the interrogation where Morgan pretends he is in the movie Jaws or when he is sitting in his chief’s office wearing a cell phone suit, the stupidity works if you stick with it and keep making fun of films like Lethal Weapon and Beverly Hills Cop, but when the consistency drops, the whole thing doesn’t make sense.  Unfortunately, this movie just kept a horrendous plot with an ill-conceived storyline and the hope that the laughs would keep the seats filled.

    Fortunately for the movie, there are some funny moments.  Morgan is a really talented comedian and probably deserves a leading role, maybe one better than this, but he is basically a gun-toting version of the Tracy you know from 30 Rock.  The real scene stealer in this film is Seann William Scott who turns in a great performance as a thief they have interactions with.  He gets most of the laughs in the film and really comes across as one of the stars, although he puts out very little screen time.  Also good for the comedy here is director Kevin Smith, who knows how to craft a joke better than he knows how to craft a story.  While he didn’t write this film, it feels like one he could have written, aside from the stronger production values. C

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New on DVD

Where the Wild Things Are
Rated PG for mild thematic elements, some adventure and brief language
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Based on Maurice Sendak’s classic children’s book, Wild Things follows a rebellious young boy named Max as he runs away from home and finds himself on an island filled with dangerous monsters that befriend him.  Director Spike Jonze (Adaptation) unleashes all of his creative prowess in this live-action fantasy that is at times weird, but always interesting.  Artistically, it is one of the most intriguing films of 2009, full of imagination and eye-popping wonder.  At times, though, it gets a little repetitive, but forgivably so.  I’m not so sure this is a film for young kids, but rather older kids, teenagers and even college students will probably love it.  A-

2012
Rated PG-13 for intense disaster sequences and some language
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
The Earth as we know it is coming to an end, as predicted by the Mayan calendar, and only a few people know it.  One of those people is John Cusack and he must rescue his kids and ex-wife before and bring them to safety before they are taken down with the rest of the planet.  Story-wise, this isn’t the greatest film ever made.  The escapes are very repetitive with each successive plane take-off barely making it and way too many close calls.  Also, logic issues abound which will leave you scratching your head throughout.  That being said, the special effects are what folks are most interested in here and they are spectacular and plentiful, even if they don’t make much sense all the time.  If you really want to add some gravity to the silliness, wait till The Road comes out and watch the films back to back, pretending the latter is the sequel. C

Ponyo
Rated G
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Master animator Hayao Miyazaki (Spirited Away) tells the tale of a five-year-old boy that befriends a goldfish princess, who is the escaped daughter of great wizard and a sea goddess.  If you’ve seen any of his other films, you know that his storytelling is as eccentric as his animation style.  This story, inspired by The Little Mermaid, is for the most part mesmerizing, but at the same time really, really strange.  Dubbed into English from it’s original Japanese with a host of great voice talent such as Liam Neeson, Cate Blanchett, and Matt Damon, the film is very accessible for all ages.  Kids just need their imagination.  Adults might need a few drinks. B-

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Shutter Island

Shutter Island

Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Ruffalo, and Ben Kingsley
Directed by Martin Scorsese
Rated R for disturbing violent content, language and some nudity
Appropriate for ages 17+

    In 1954, U.S. Marshall Teddy Daniels travels to a hospital for the criminally insane on the very remote Shutter Island to search for a missing inmate.  When he finds the staff there to be less than cooperative, he attempts to investigate without their help, until he discovers that they might have lured him there to the island for some other sinister purpose. 

    There are so many things to like about this movie that it’s hard to pick where to start.  I think the obvious first praise has to go to DiCaprio and the rest of the magnificent cast for their performances.  This film gathered some of the top talent in Hollywood, which really does make a huge difference with such challenging material.

    And then there is the craftsmanship of Scorsese who is really stretching out with this picture that looks and feels more like a modern-day Hitchcock or Kubrick picture than something he is capable of making this well.  At times it gives the real sense of a horror film, but at heart it is a psychological thriller that really plays with your head.  Scorsese’s touch is straight forward in the real world and fantastical with the dream sequences and when the two begin to become entangled, the movie really pulls you in and doesn’t release.

    Most importantly here is the story by Dennis Lehane (Mystic River), with screenplay by Laeta Kalogridis.  With so many films of late trying to fool you, you kind of know when you’re up against one that isn’t on the level.  I have been trying to figure this one out since I saw the trailer, and although I kept guessing till the end, I was blown away, so much so that I can’t wait to see it again, just to see where I missed the clues.  My suggestion – just enjoy the bumpy ride and don’t get your brain all worked up trying to guess what it’s all about.  A

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New on DVD

The Informant!
Rated R for language
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Matt Damon gives a highly underrated performance in this hilarious based-on-a-true-story comedy about an executive in the agriculture business that turns informant to the FBI, only to find himself getting himself into hotter and hotter water.  Screenwriter Scott Burns took a semi-serious book by Kurt Eichenwald and, through a random-thought inner dialog spoken by Damon, brought out a dimension of the film that made the movie a purely enjoyable experience.  Masterfully directed by Stephen Soderbergh, the film is well paced and keeps throwing you surprises left and right.  And after all the dust has settled and I’ve seen all of the films for 2009, I am still holding tight that Damon not only deserved to be nominated for an Oscar this year for The Informant! (which he did not), but he should have won as well.  A

Dead Snow
Unrated
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Norwegian with English subtitles
A group of Norwegian medical students heads to a remote cabin in the woods for a winter holiday only to find that the area is haunted by Nazi zombies.  Unlike 2008’s Outpost starring Rome’s Ray Stevenson, Dead Snow chooses to have a little more fun with the story and creates a tale with almost as much comedy as gory violence.  While this is an IFC release, this is not smart film making in the least, but it can be described as an innovative and peculiar way to represent the zombie genre, with loads of laughs and I-can’t-believe-they-just-did-that moments. I can easily see this becoming a big cult classic around colleges nationwide.  B-

Lock n’ Load with R. Lee Ermey: The Complete Season One
Unrated
Available on DVD
Gunnery Sergeant, drill instructor, Vietnam veteran, and larger-than-life actor R. Lee Ermey (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) shows us 4 DVDs worth of weapons, from pistols to tanks to rockets, in this addictive little History Channel original program.  Beginning with the origins of each weapon of discussion, he takes the audience on a journey of discovery of how the weapons evolved, the impact they have had, and through advanced high-speed photography and 3D graphics, he shows the details you’ve always wanted to know but were afraid to ask.  B-

Everybody’s Fine
Rated PG-13 for thematic elements and brief strong language
Available on DVD
Robert De Niro is a widowed father that wants to see his kids again, so he takes a trip on a bus to see his adult children, one-by-one, all over the United States, only to find that the surprise visits are challenging for the startled hosts.  You’d think that with a title like this and the smiles on the DVD cover, that this might be a boring, feel-good film.  Well if you did, you thought wrong.  This is a tough, challenging film about a lonely man coping with family issues that you could never see coming.  I really liked the direction this film took and even though you watch it not being prepared for the dark places it takes you, it gets you out just fine and rewards your patience.  The cast is strong here, but De Niro is especially at his best, giving an emotionally impactful performance that is a far cry from his usual fare.  A- 

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The Wolfman

The Wolfman

Starring Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, and Emily Blunt
Directed by Joe Johnston (Hidalgo)
Rated R for bloody horror violence and gore
Appropriate for ages 17+

    Stage actor Lawrence Talbot (Del Toro) returns to his ancestral home land upon hearing that his brother was murdered.  While out looking for the murderer, he is bitten, and subsequently cursed by, a werewolf.  Desperate to protect his brother’s fiance (Blunt) and haunted by his family’s past, Lawrence finds himself a danger to both himself and everyone around him once the full moon appears. 

    Just like the duality of the Wolfman himself, there is a wild and crazy fun part to this movie and a serious, dull, lifeless partition as well.  When it’s scary it you are truly on edge.  The attacks are fast and furious and full of realism.  The special effects and sound mixing are both crazy good which makes the film even more frightening when it needs to be.  Hopkins makes for an excellent wild card character, although too much of the story is given away in the trailer that should have been left for the film.  Some will find the violence to be a little too much for them and I strongly advise the squeamish not to attend this one. 

    But then there are the moments when he is human and those are the times when you just want to take a restroom or refreshment break.  There is an attempt by the filmmakers to make it seem like the movie is moving in fast forward, but not even that is overly helpful.  Maybe the boredom comes because we are so used to the goings on in a film such as this.  After all, the story here is not exactly breaking new ground as we have seen it over and over and over again.  It’s hard to make a remake of the original Wolfman and freshen it up by just adding modern special effects and production values.  Now granted, the story here is slightly slanted from the original 1941 tale, but the conventions are largely the same.

    Production-wise, the look and feel of the film are pretty terrific.  The cinematography by Shelly Johnson (Hidalgo), and the score by composer Danny Elfman (Spiderman) give the movie a wonderfully eerie ambiance that the film will probably be best known for years from now.  B-