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Crunch On This!: Category Archive for Movie Review

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor - Eye Candy That Hurts the Ear

The X-Files: I Want To Believe - An Unholy Mess

The Dark Knight - Saving His Best For Last

Mamma Mia! - Torture Too Cruel for Gitmo

Hellboy 2: The Golden Army - One Hell of a Great Sequel

Hancock - Half Cocked

WALL-E - And Yet Another Great Pixar Film

Get Smart - If the Shoe Phone Fits

The Happening - A Lame Attempt To Scare

The Incredible Hulk - Superhero Makes a Big Thud

Kung Fu Panda - Kung Fu Training Wheels

You Don't Mess With The Zohan - Sandler Almost Gets It Right

Sex and the City - Big Time

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Out with a Bang

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian - A Kingly Effort

Redbelt - Split Decision

Speed Racer - Long Ride To Nowhere

Iron Man - Good Start to the Summer

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - Turning Over a New Leaf

Forgetting Sarah Marshall - Unforgetable

Street Kings - A List Actors, B Movie Performances

Leatherheads - Pigskin Paradise

21 - Kids, Study Your Math!

Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears A Who! - It's The End Of The Speck As We Know It

10,000 B.C. A Prehistoric Disapointment

Semi-Pro - Welcome to the Amateurs

Vantage Point - Yours, Mine, and the Truth

Fool's Gold - 10 Reasons Not To See This Film

Rambo - Last Blood (Fingers Crossed)

There Will Be Blood - Crude Awakening

Atonement - A Beautiful Tragedy

The Kite Runner - Making Amends

Cloverfield - Lives Up to the Buzz

The Bucket List - A Life Without Regrets

Juno - All Knocked Up and Nowhere to Go

The Best and Worst of 2007

Holiday Releases - Get Ready For A Big Week In Movies

Sweeney Todd - There Will Be Blood

I Am Legend - Some Alone Time

The Golden Compass - Kingdom of Confusion

No Country For Old Men - The Texas Airgun Massacre

Enchanted - An Adult Fairytale That Kids Will Enjoy

Hitman - Misses By A Mile

Stephen King's The Mist - Fear of the Fog

Beowulf - An Army of One

American Gangster - A Story You Wish Wasn't True

Across the Universe - Beatlemania

30 Days of Night - Fright Night

Michael Clayton - Tastes Like Grisham

Elizabeth: The Golden Age - A Forgetable History Lesson

In the Valley of Elah - Casualty of War

The Kingdom - It's Saudi Doody Time!

The Brave One - Remind Me Not To Piss Jodie Foster Off!

3:10 to Yuma - Crowe Pulls Off A Magnificent Western

Balls of Fury - Short on Both

Resurrecting the Champ - Jackson Wins Big With Terrific Performance

Superbad - It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... McLovin?

Stardust - An Engaging Adult Fairytale

Rush Hour 3 - Ninety Minutes That Don't Rush Fast Enough

Bourne Ultimatum - Will Someone Get This Man A Steadicam?

No Reservations - Leftovers Never Taste As Good

Hairspray - Big is Indeed Beautiful!

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry - I Now Pronounce You Crude and Lame

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - All About Harry

Transformers - A Fantastic Voyage Through Geekdom

Live Free or Die Hard - Bad Title or Good Movie?

Ratatouille - A Rat That Anyone Would Want In The Kitchen

1408 - Stephen King Revisits the Haunted Hotel

Evan Almighty - Evan's Good Heart Doesn't Beat Strong Enough To Keep Film Alive

A Mighty Heart - Jolie Shines In Very Dificult Role

Ocean's Thirteen - Third Time's A Charmer