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Coraline

Coraline 3D

Starring the voices of Dakota Fanning, Teri Hatcher, and Ian McShane
Directed by Henry Selick (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
Rated PG for thematic elements, scary images, some language and suggestive humor
Appropriate for ages 10+

Young Coraline has just moved to a new town and due to her parents busy work schedules, her only fun is to explore the old home and nearby surroundings.  One night she finds a crawl space in her home that leads her to an alternate universe where everything is opposite: her mom and dad don’t work, but rather dote on her, and instead of a drab home with weird neighbors, she discovers a magical world unlike anything she has ever seen.  Unfortunately, this world comes with a cost, and if she wants to stay there, she must completely give up her old reality for something she doesn’t quite trust. 

Using the same animation style of The Nightmare Before Christmas, Coraline takes this animation art style to a new level.  The film is breathtakingly beautiful and is made even more incredible by the 3D technology employed.  The images would have popped off the screen without the glasses, but with the glasses, the audience is in for a big treat. 

As for the story, its success lies more in its weirdness than its compelling narrative.  From start to finish, this is one strange little film that keeps you on your toes.  While I wasn’t moved by the tale, I did get excited by its creativity.  Overall, this weirdness makes the film a very interesting and enjoyable movie experience. 

I will say that it might be too scary for some small children and many parents will be uncomfortable with the overall theme.  A-   

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And the Winner is…

And the Winner is…

by Danny Minton

On February 22, most of relevant Hollywood will be walking down the red carpet and a lucky few will be honored by their peers by receiving the coveted Academy Award, or Oscar.  So if you are like me, and this night is as important to you as the Super Bowl, then you have probably been paying attention to who is supposed to win, who is supposed to lose, and which races are the closest.  So far this season, Slumdog Millionaire has been sweeping the awards shows.  But at this year’s Oscars, Benjamin Button has the most nominations.  Even for folks like me that follow this closely, winning an Oscar pool can be a very challenging task.  But if you would like to have my odds of winning (trust me – they aren’t that great) while attending your big Oscar party, here is what you will need to mark down.

Best Picture: Slumdog Millionaire.  While Button just barely edged out Slumdog on my top 10 movies of the year, I think that Slumdog has the edge here.  In 10 or 20 years I think that Benjamin Button will be the movie most remembered, but it’s about this year, not 2029.  Don’t rule out Milk either which could prove to have a very successful night Sunday. 

Best Director: Danny Boyle – Slumdog Millionaire.  Let’s forget about the fact that Boyle is one of the most important directors of our time and he has never been honored by his peers.  Slumdog couldn’t have been what it is without Boyle behind the scenes.  While I love Button’s David Fincher, I honestly can’t say the same about his film. 

Best Actor: Sean Penn – Milk.  While I personally loved Mickey Rourke, and will be crossing my fingers for him, I think that Penn has too much steam going and that Hollywood will also choose to honor Milk with the Best Actor trophy rather than Best Picture.

Best Actress: Kate Winslet – The Reader.  Who doesn’t love a Nazi camp guard turned pedophile?  There is no doubt that Winslet is deserving of an Oscar (sorry for the pun).  I’m not sure it’s for this, but there is still no doubt.  But needless to say, she is the favorite to win and if enough voters saw The Reader, she probably will.  I really hope that Anne Hathaway pulls a big upset here for Rachel Getting Married as I think that she is the most deserving this year.

Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight.  One of the most popular questions I have gotten this past year is “do you really think Heath was that good?”  The answer is an absolute yes.  I thought he was wonderful as the maniacal Joker and would have deserved the trophy whether alive or dead. 

Best Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz – Vicky Christina Barcelona.  This was by far the weakest category of the year and really only two of the performances turned my eye: Cruz and Marisa Tomei for The Wrestler.  But Cruz was truly fantastic in this strange romantic comedy and deserves to take home the trophy. 

As for the rest of the categories, here are the selections I plan on making:

Original Screenplay: Milk
Adapted Screenplay: Slumdog Millionaire
Editing: Slumdog Millionaire
Cinematography: Slumdog Millionaire
Art Direction: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Original Score: Slumdog Millionaire
Original Song: “Jai Ho” from Slumdog Millionaire
Costume Design: The Duchess
Makeup: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Sound Editing: WALL-E
Sound Mixing: WALL-E
Visual Effects: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Foreign Language Film: Waltz with Bashir
Documentary Feature: Man on Wire
Documentary Short: The Witness – From the Balcony of Room 306
Animated Feature: WALL-E
Animated Short: Presto
Live-Action Short: Auf der Strecke

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DVD Releases for February 10, 2009

DVD Releases for February 10, 2009

Frozen River
Rated R for some language
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Oscar nominee Melissa Leo stars in this drama about a desperate woman that turns to smuggling aliens in order to provide for her family.  The script by Oscar nominated first time writer/director Courtney Hunt is a solid piece of suspenseful writing with loads of interesting characters and thought-provoking situations. A-

Blindness
Rated R for violence including sexual assaults, language and sexuality/nudity
Available on DVD
Blindness tells the story of a futuristic world where everyone except Julianne Moore becomes blind.  The film shows real potential in the beginning, but the overly-long asylum scene is tedious and much of the picture becomes somewhat unbelievable.  After City of God and The Constant Gardener, I was really hoping that director Fernando Meirelles was going to knock another one out of the park, and I was sorely disappointed with this strike out.  C

Miracle at St. Anna
Rated R for strong war violence, language and some sexual content/nudity
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
The biggest problem with this latest Spike Lee film is that their is too much Spike Lee in it.  Following a group of black soldiers during World War 2 in Italy, the film has a few interesting moments but ruins them with too many embarrassingly and laughable scenes.  And after 160 minutes, Lee didn’t once try to explain the miracle in the title.  D

My Name Is Bruce
Rated R for language and some violence
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Iconic actor Bruce Campbell makes fun of himself with this tongue-in-cheek tale about a small town that recruits Bruce to take on a giant ghost-monster that is killing off its citizens.  If you are a fan of Bruce Campbell, you might find this a somewhat enjoyable film.  If you don’t recognize the name then trust me – do not attempt this movie – you’ll hate it.  This is bad filmmaking that tries to be bad, and revels in it.  C

Raging Bull
Rated R
Available on Blu-ray
Finally on Blu-ray is Martin Scorcese’s masterpiece about boxer Jake La Motta, brilliantly played by Robert De Niro who went on to win the Oscar for his performance.  Not only does the movie look better than I’ve ever seen it before, but the amount and quality of the special features make this a great addition to any Blu-ray collection.  To get a sense of the painstaking accuracy, check out the shot-by-shot feature of De Niro vs. La Motta in the ring.  A+

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He’s Just Not That Into You

He’s Just Not That Into You

Starring Ginnifer Goodwin, Justin Long, Jennifer Aniston, and Ben Affleck
Directed by Ken Kwapis (License to Wed)
Rated PG-13 for sexual content and brief strong language

He’s Just Not That Into You tells several interconnecting stories of young men and women trying to figure out the opposite sex in the crazy world of dating and marriage.  The main story of the film follows Gigi (Goodwin) as she tries to decipher the signals of all of her wrong-turn dates.  Out of desperation, she turns to Alex (Long) who helps her to read the obvious clues of her suiters. 

In case you haven’t figured it out – this is a chick flick.  But it’s one that is bearable for most men.  The stories all seem familiar in one way or another and for every two estrogen-filled minutes, there seem to be 1 testosterone-filled scene to match.  That’s a good ratio for this genre if you ask me.

The writing here attempts to hit a Richard Curtis (Love Actually) plain, but falls just short.  Still with a cast like this, who are obviously having fun filming, the movie seems to work just fine.  It grows a little tired towards the end, but not annoyingly so. 

The biggest fault of the movie is how equally neurotic all of the women are.  For the most part, they all seem confused and sometimes needlessly dumb.  At least the men come off as distinctly different in their goals and personalities. 

So guys – with Valentine’s Day coming up, I can think of a lot worse ways to spend two hours at the movies.  Not only will your girls love that you took them to see it, but you might just enjoy it as well.  B

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DVD Releases for February 3, 2009

DVD Releases for February 3, 2009

Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Rated R for strong crude sexual content including dialogue, graphic nudity and pervasive language
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Writer/director Kevin Smith’s latest opus stars Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks as roommates that decide to produce a porno in order to pay their rent.  While completely silly and over-the-top (just like the rest of Smith’s work), it still remains crudely funny and provides for the best sight gag of 2009.  Just don’t watch it over dinner or you may lose yours.  Fair warning.  B-

Rent: The Final Performance Filmed Live on Broadway
Not Rated
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Thirteen years ago I spent the night outside during an ice storm just so that I could score front row center tickets for the Broadway phenomenon called Rent.  While my extremities were upset with me, it turned out to be one of my most cherished memories.  I went back another 6 times over the next decade to see the show again.  So I am sad to say that the show can’t go on forever, and in 2008 the final performance was given.  Luckily for us it was recorded and now on DVD and Blu-ray with tons of special features about the ground-breaking show.  This release and the not the Rent movie is the definitive version of the show and the best way to relive history.  A

Oliver and Company
Rated G
Available on DVD
In 1989, one year before they changed their tune with The Little Mermaid, Disney Animation released this pop musical based on Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens.  The biggest problem with this film is that it is clearly dated.  To make matters worse, the music is reprehensible and the animation is truly ugly.  The only saving grace on this DVD is the Oscar winning Pluto short “Lend a Paw” located in the special features section.  D+

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
Rated PG-13 for mature thematic material including teen drinking, sexuality, and crude behavior
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Michael Cera and Kat Dennings roam the streets of New York City trying to catch their favorite band playing, while their friends keep getting into and causing trouble.  This might make it into cult classic status some day, but I just didn’t get it.  There is not a plot to be found and much of the film seems loosely put together.  I found the actor’s commentary on the disc to be much more entertaining than the film itself.  C

Friday the 13th Uncut
Rated R
Available on DVD and Blu-ray
Just in time for Friday, February 13th, and in preparation for the new Michael Bay Friday the 13th movie, comes the original 1980 classic slasher pic about camp counselors getting offed by a serial killer.  Blu-ray gives it a fresh look that has been missed until now, but the glorious cheesiness is still there in full force.  Also being released are the next two in the series including Friday the 13th 3D with glasses included.  C-

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Taken

Taken

Starring Liam Neeson and Maggie Grace
Directed by Pierre Moral
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence, disturbing thematic material, sexual content, some drug references, and language
Appropriate for ages 16+

Liam Neeson is a retired ex-CIA operative that wants to get closer to his daughter (Grace).  When she is kidnapped in Paris by human traffickers, he puts his skills to full use in order to get her back before she disappears forever.

Historically, good films choose not to place their openings during Super Bowl weekend in order to not be humbly defeated by the number one watched TV event of the year.  So when a film written and produced by Luc Besson (Leon the Professional) is introduced with a spectacular trailer, I really thought that this trend would be broken.  Then I saw the movie.  Taken is not a bad film, but it is far from good.

What works in the film is the second act, where Neeson goes after the kidnappers by himself.  Neeson seems a bit miscast (I think Denzel Washington would have been a much better choice), but he is a capable actor and pulls the role off fine.  The revenge aspect of the film, which takes up most of the picture, is creative and well executed (no pun intended).  I do think an R rating would have been more appropriate and believable, but if you can watch a film where people don’t bleed when they get shot or stabbed, then you won’t have a problem here. 

Where the film fails is in the subplots of the first and third acts.  Since you can’t have a film that is all about the rescue, Besson added bits about Neeson and his ex-wife, ex-colleagues, and his desire to be a better father, when being a better father was the only element that should have been pursued.  With too much exposition, poor acting, and even worse directing, I think that the average person would get more enjoyment watching the trailer and then walking in 20 minutes late to the theater.  This way there is nothing to spoil the roller coaster ride.  C

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DVD Releases for January 27, 2009

DVD Releases for January 27, 2009

RocknRolla
Rated R for pervasive language, violence, drug use and brief sexuality
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

It seems like Guy Ritchie has been away for a long time (thanks a lot Madonna for releasing him), and he is finally back and just as edgy as ever.  RocknRolla is yet another twisty, funny British underground thriller with an amazing cast including Gerard Butler and Tom Wilkinson.  The biggest advantage to this version over the theatrical is that you can switch on the subtitles – a huge help in understanding what is actually going on.  Guy Ritchie films have done nothing to convince me that they speak the same language across the pond.  A-

Fireproof
Rated PG for thematic material and some peril
Available on DVD

This little Christian film cost about a half million to make and pulled in 33.5 million at the box office.  That makes it one of the most successful films of the year by anyone’s estimate.  Although this pic about a fireman (Kirk Cameron) and his wife whose marriage has hit the rocks is poorly written and sloppily directed, the message is strong and the audience is apparently pleased.  Not for everyone, but many believe in it’s power.  C

Mary Poppins: 45th Anniversary Special Edition
Rated G
Available on DVD

The magical nanny is back for another special edition.  The movie could look better with a more rigorous restoration, but it’s still a good representation of the ground breaking Disney flick.  The best reason to buy this new edition is that the second disc focuses on the new Broadway production and features a look at the very impressive new version of the chimney sweep song Step in Time.  B+

Pride and Glory
Rated R for strong violence, pervasive language and brief drug content
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

Edward Norton and Colin Ferrel prove that they can sometimes make questionable career choices in this mediocre cop thriller about cops gone bad and family that protects them.  Everything about this film, including the acting, writing, directing, pacing and even the special features on the dvd, are just plain blah.  D+

The Rocker
Rated PG-13 for drug and sexual references, nudity and language
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

The Office’s Rainn Wilson is an ex-heavy metal drummer that is dumped by his band for being a bit too intense.  When images of him drumming naked cause him and his new band to become Youtube sensations, he gets his chance at revenge against his old bandmates.  Wilson definitely proves that he has potential to be a good Will Ferrell-like leading man, but he needs better material to work with.  He is hysterically funny, but the story is lame and so is the acting by the most of the rest of the cast.  C+

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Frost/Nixon

Frost/Nixon

Starring Frank Langella, Michael Sheen, and Oliver Platt
Directed by Ron Howard (A Beautiful Mind)
Rated R for some language
Appropriate for ages 15+

After President Richard Nixon (Langella) left office in the 70s, the press went crazy trying to arrange interviews that he wouldn’t give.  When British talk-show host David Frost (Sheen) made an offer, the ex-president decided to take the easy money, since Frost was clearly beneath him and wouldn’t have the skills to expose his crimes.  This film, based on the broadway play follows the events surrounding this historical interview and the chess game played by these two monumental figures. 

I would reckon a guess that this might have been the most challenging film to make in recent memory.  It’s not challenging in regard to special effects, controversy, etc…, but rather due to the question of “how can you possibly make a two hour movie about an interview interesting?”  The answer is a terrific screenplay by Peter Morgan (The Queen) and Ron Howard running the show.  This outstanding production team made a potentially horifyingly boring story into a fast paced thriller-of-a-drama that proves to be more exciting than Howard’s previous critical flop The Davinci Code. 

It also helps to have the two actors from the Broadway show (Langella and Sheen) who came to the set with a pre-loaded chemistry that shines on film.  Along with a solid supporting cast including Oliver Platt, Sam Rockwell, and Keving Bacon, great acting is everywhere you look on screen. 

While the subject matter is interesting, it is probably not enough to bring the film a huge audience.  However, the audience attending will be very pleased they came.  A

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DVD Releases for January 20, 2009

DVD Releases for January 20, 2009

The Express
Rated PG-13 for thematic content, violence and language involving racism, and for brief sensuality
Available on DVD and Blu-ray

Based on the true story about Ernie Davis, the first black college football player to win the Heisman Trophy, The Express follows Ernie’s life from his childhood to its sad conclusion.  While there are some good moments as well as an inspirational story, the writing and directing are pretty weak.  Off the field, we learn about Ernie and his struggle.  On the field, we get stereotyped fans, poorly directed by someone who needs to read a book about shooting sports films.  C-

Barack Obama: The Man and His Journey
Unrated
Available on DVD

With the inauguration looming, I wanted to check out one of the documentaries about our future leader.  Unfortunately, this one is just a bunch of volunteers and folks that knew Obama telling the camera how awesome and incredible he is.  The film lacks credibility and the journey mentioned in the title is not shown to a great extent.  This is the kind of film that George W. could put together after he leaves office, hoping that maybe people would be convinced if his volunteers said he was great awesome over and over again.  Just like Dubya couldn’t do, Barack is going to have to prove that he representents the hope of America.   Then, and only then, can we decide if the journey was worth lacing up the shoes for.  All this documentary does is make you wish you could trade it out for his 30 minute television commercial he ran before the election.  D+

Jurrassic Fight Club: The Complete Season One
Unrated but viewer discretion advised due to graphic violence
Available on DVD

Last year the History Channel jumped into the dinosaur game with this high-octane documentary that attempts to both educate and enterain by teaching the audience about dinosaurs, and then watching how they fight.  The CGI work here is fantastic, especiallly in light of how low budget this sort of program is and how expensive it looks.  While the look of the show could be called Dinosaurs for ADD suferers due to its incrdibly fast pace and quick visuals, I think that most kids and adults will love this scientific thriller.  B+

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The Wrestler

The Wrestler

Starring Mickey Rourke, Marisa Tomei, and Evan Rachel Wood
Directed by Darren Aronofsky (Requiem for a Dream)
Rated R for violence, sexuality/nudity, language and some drug use
Appropriate for ages 18+

    Mickey Rourke is Randy “the Ram” Robinson, a popular professional wrestler from the 80s that is still trying eek out a living in the ring, despite the fact that his life, his career, and his body have fallen apart.

    There is a day for most kids where Saturday morning cartoons and Sesame Street have grown old and you are looking for something to fill the gap.  For me that gap was filled with professional wrestling.  Even though we only had 7 channels on TV, wrestling was on enough for me to get my fix.  Between Hulk Hogan, Roddy Piper, Junk Yard Dog, Randy Savage, and others, I couldn’t wait to see the soap opera of athletes.  Now, many years later, wrestling has changed completely, and those previously mentioned stars (with the exception of the smart businessman Hogan), are gone from the public eye.  I’d like to think that they didn’t follow the path of our fictional hero “The Ram,” but upon discussing these wrestlers with Director Darren Aronofsky recently over pizza before an advance screening of the wrestler, my fears were confirmed.  One by one we discussed all of the names we remembered, and his research showed very similar stories, in tone, for them all.  It’s a tough sport, which requires heavy damage upon the body, both in physicality and the drugs they all have to take to keep the muscles looking abnormally large. 

    So watching this film with all of my childhood memories and current concerns thrown in the blender, I couldn’t help but get pulled into what could have been the life of my one-time heroes.  The bittersweet drama of a story here is as close to perfect as you can get.  Whether you are watching him try to get something started with a local stripper (Tomei) or trying to mend a relationship with his neglected daughter (Wood), you can’t help but get a sense of authenticity from this tale.

As for the acting – it really is as good as they are saying.  Rourke has been doing nothing but horrible films and throwaway roles for years (with the exception of Sin City) and this movie proves that the talent is still there.  In my conversation with Darren, he scared me quite a bit when he told me that the studio didn’t want Rourke, but rather Nicholas Cage for the film.  He was so confident of Rourke that he decided to skip the studio system and make the film independently, ensuring that the cast would stay the same as he originally conceived.  Maybe it was dedication to the director that Mickey felt, or maybe it’s because he saw too much of himself in the character, but whatever it is, Rourke’s performance here is the best performance of 2008 and should give him a strong chance of taking home an Oscar. 

    Just to be fair, I want to warn everyone that this is a tough, challenging film to take in and if you feel uncomfortable with watching a man become very self-destructive in all facets of life, then you might want to stay clear of the ring.  A